Call me a frog under the well, but during my holiday at Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand it is my first time seeing such public display of sex and sensuality at night life clubbing scenes it is exhilarating.

Yep, these are the kind of things you won’t find in a country where the Allah word debate can make people burn churches.

This is wild, hot, sexy, flashy, and for some, really yummy. :3

Oh the neon lights are blinding me! And the breasts too!

Yep, the night life at Bangkok or Pattaya, Thailand is really much more open than what we have here in Malaysia. The girls are literally waving and dancing with their most revealing clothing at the doors waiting for you to go in and watch them dance on poles. Some doors are purposely kept open so that you can have a look of the “samples” of what’s inside before going in — a bunch of girls in skimpy bikinis shaking their ass away around the poles and looking sexy. Some with oil too.

And yes, all these things are definitely interesting to watch, especially when you come out from a country that will never allow such large flashy neon lights to tell everyone this is a DOLLHOUSE for you to play at.

Apparently Thailand has very loose policies on night clubs and sex. Well transvestites are recognized as a third sex here unlike many other places that only recognizes two, so I guess you can pretty much be sure that this is a really open country.

A friend of mine commented, Thailand’s tourism feed on 4 things: historical sites, shopping, night life and shows.

I wonder which one is Malaysia competent at? ;)

Oh, and speaking about shows, I mentioned about the ladyboys cabaret show on the previous post. And of course if I’m at such a place with bustling nightlife, I’ll be damned if I don’t watch the infamous Thai Girl show.

If you followed my Twitter I guess you should have noticed that I have been tweeting throughout my holiday at Thailand. And this is what I have twitted regarding the Thai Girl show:

I witnessed how a girl can shoot projectiles with her vagina to burst a balloon 25ft away at the Thai girl show yesterday.

No kidding. If you’re sleeping with a Thai girl you better make sure you’ve paid good enough, because you will never know what she has under her sleeves. Oh I mean under her vagina.

One of the performances involve the girls pulling out shaving blades and needles out of their vaginas. The blades and needles are tied to a really long string, something around 20 feet or so, and they just kept pulling them out, pulling, pulling and pulling. Our jaws dropped.

And after they pulled out the blades they cut a wooden stick with the blade to show that it is real and genuinely sharp blades. 20 feet worth of shaving blades inside her vagina. Like, what the hell!

The Thai Girl show really surprised us in ways we never thought possible. But sad to say, we watched it at a not very popular club at Pattaya, and the girls looked like they are underaged. Maybe paedophiles will enjoy that. But really, if you come to think of it, if the girls are really underaged and they are doing these shows for a living, what are we patrons doing in contributing to their living, watching them smoking with their vaginas or writing with a pen with the vagina “Welcome to Thailand!”?

Edit: William reminded me, yeah they did open bottles with their vagina too. Like the glass or beer bottles with a metal cap. Yeah, those bottles.

Creating more demand for Thai Girl shows. I don’t know, maybe they really enjoyed the job. But if they are not, we’ve just paid to make another girl’s life miserable.

If you don’t intend on paying to watch the Thai Girls doing miracles with their vaginas, you can always still just walk around the street and bask in the eye candies instead. Like what we did at Bangkok. My male companions are literally drooling at the girls. Don’t worry, they just drooled and didn’t do anything else. Maybe they went back to the hotel to OGC but that’s not a story for this post. ;)

So what’s the most interesting nightlife scene have you seen in your life? :D

If I must pick the most memorable place I’ve visited in Vietnam, it must be Halong Bay.

Being listed as a UNESCO World Heritage site, Halong Bay is definitely one of the most serene and peaceful places I’ve ever been to.

Well, pictures can tell a thousand words. See for yourself.

Halong Bay

Halong Bay

Halong Bay

While I detest visiting historical sites, natural heritages like Halong Bay are definitely a must-go for me. Halong Bay’s history dates back to 10,000BC since its first habitants, and it has actually reached the finals for the New 7 Wonders Of The World nomination.

If I am to die here I die happy.

The cool breeze and the fresh air at Halong Bay is not something that you can ever get in the cities. I have never felt so refreshed before in my life. Watching the limestone isles and formations as you sit on top of a private boat is definitely a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

I don’t know how much the tour-guide had allocated our travel budget for this, but we got our own private boat with private lunch and a private tour for 4 hours.

Eating in boat!

Fresh prawns

The seafood is wonderfully fresh, especially the prawns. You can tell they are fresh from the bay from the first bite… Or perhaps somewhere else, as long as they’re fresh! No fancy cooking required, just steam them and dip them with soy sauce, they tasted like heaven!

Then there are the occasional vendors that sit on a boat and paddle over asking if you want to buy their bananas or papayas. Boat vendors seem to be a norm around these watery tourist destinations. Sadly, we don’t work in a gold mine so you know the answer.

Of course, it’s not a holiday if there’s no chilling and cam-whoring involved.

Banana fighting?!

Camwhore!

Group photo yeahz!

Oh yeah, this is life. If you ever visit Vietnam, Halong Bay is a must go. While we took the 4 hours tour, you can actually stay overnight on a boat and enjoy the cruise for 2 days or more. Plenty of villages around to keep you busy, not to mention the fresh prawns and bananas!

Given the chance, I’ll definitely come back again! Now I start to miss the place already!

There’s something about Vietnamese ladies that makes them special. And very, very pretty.

No kidding. Everywhere you go, there must be a pretty Vietnamese lady somewhere at a corner.

They’re beautiful, no doubt to that. But they’re strong and independent, yet being gentle and sweet at the same time.

And most importantly, no make-up at all!

Pretty Vietnamese Girl

It must be a culture thing. The Vietnamese ladies had always been known for their sweet and gentleness for centuries. And the flowing dark hair, the petite body shape, the almond-shaped faces, the sweet smiles.

Then came the Vietnam War. All the men are sent to die at the war, and all the ladies are forced to do all the laborious works, from farming to construction, and even to fight at the war. With the straw hat on their head they fought their way to gain a special place in the Vietnamese society. They’re the Yin to the Communist country’s Yang.

Perhaps that’s what gave the Vietnamese girls the beauty and the confidence.

Little Vietnamese Girls

The young girls are pretty, the school girls are pretty, the worker girls are pretty, the brides are pretty, and even the dolls are pretty!

So we couldn’t resist but to camwhore with them.

Camwhoring with the Girl

Everyone loves beautiful things! Let alone beautiful people!

Perhaps this is why the Vietnamese lady image is the unofficial mascot for Vietnam. Come back tomorrow and see how Vietnam uses the Vietnamese ladies as their strongest identity and iconography, literally everywhere.

Well, talk is cheap, so see for yourself!

As obscene as this might sound in Cantonese, it’s actually a very common thing around Vietnam!

“You want Tieu?”
“Yes I want Tieu!… Oh wait, no no, Muoi Tieu!!”
“You want Tieu or not???”
“Muoi Tieu!!”

Now make a guess what Muoi Tieu is! If you get it right and I’ll post you a gift of Vietnamese small coffee-maker and a packet of Mocha coffee powder!

I’ve just came back from Vietnam today, and as much as I would love to tell you more about it, I don’t know where to start! There’s so much about Vietnam that I would love to share with you, and I guess it’ll take some time to sort them out.

So instead, I’m going to give you the coffee set that I bought from Vietnam if you guessed what’s these two things correctly. Make a wild guess! Leave your answers as a comment below!

Question: What is Muoi and Tieu??

Deadline: 30th Oct 2009 6.00pm (+8 UTC)

Nuh-uh, no asking Mr Google!

If you made the correct answer I will give it to you definitely, but if nobody gets it right I will look for the most creative answer. Remember to leave an answer for each! What is Muoi and what is Tieu, separately! And if oh-so-many people get it right (darn!), I will write all of your names down to draw lots to see who’s the lucky one.

So make as many guesses as you want, and ask your friends to join as well! I want to see what you can make out of Tieu… and Muoi Tieu!

Lei Gao Geng Oi Tieu Mou?? Muoi Tieu!! (cantonese)

What is Muoi Tieu?? Yup, they are two different things, and they come in pairs. You can have one of them at a time though. So you can Tieu all you want.

This game is open to everyone across the globe. I don’t care who you are or where you are, as long as you get it right, I will post the gift to you!

The lucky winner will be announced on this blog and contacted personally through email. So be sure to leave your email address when you leave your answer!

Nevertheless, Grey is back, so Caramelz.my is back too! Stay tuned for more Vietnam stories, and in the meantime, make your guess!

Grey @ Vietnam