Women Are Like Servers
November 12, 2009 7 CommentsChoosing a server is like choosing a girlfriend or a wife. They come in different packages with different functionalities.
First you have to consider the server type.
Whores are shared hosting servers. These servers are shared between 20-50 users or more. They give limited attention to you, because they have so many others to please. Thats why they’re the cheapest. If you’re just a player, yeah, these are for you.
A long distance girlfriend is like VPS (Virtual Private Servers). You control them from a distant place, they will do their best to please you whatever you tell them to, and God knows what happens to them after you disconnected. But then, it also means total freedom on your side too. Woohoo.
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