Thailand Night Life and Thai Girl Shows — Enjoy The Red Light!
January 17, 2010 | 7:35 pm ShareCall me a frog under the well, but during my holiday at Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand it is my first time seeing such public display of sex and sensuality at night life clubbing scenes it is exhilarating.
Yep, these are the kind of things you won’t find in a country where the Allah word debate can make people burn churches.
This is wild, hot, sexy, flashy, and for some, really yummy. :3
Oh the neon lights are blinding me! And the breasts too!
Yep, the night life at Bangkok or Pattaya, Thailand is really much more open than what we have here in Malaysia. The girls are literally waving and dancing with their most revealing clothing at the doors waiting for you to go in and watch them dance on poles. Some doors are purposely kept open so that you can have a look of the “samples” of what’s inside before going in — a bunch of girls in skimpy bikinis shaking their ass away around the poles and looking sexy. Some with oil too.
And yes, all these things are definitely interesting to watch, especially when you come out from a country that will never allow such large flashy neon lights to tell everyone this is a DOLLHOUSE for you to play at.
Apparently Thailand has very loose policies on night clubs and sex. Well transvestites are recognized as a third sex here unlike many other places that only recognizes two, so I guess you can pretty much be sure that this is a really open country.
A friend of mine commented, Thailand’s tourism feed on 4 things: historical sites, shopping, night life and shows.
I wonder which one is Malaysia competent at? ;)
Oh, and speaking about shows, I mentioned about the ladyboys cabaret show on the previous post. And of course if I’m at such a place with bustling nightlife, I’ll be damned if I don’t watch the infamous Thai Girl show.
If you followed my Twitter I guess you should have noticed that I have been tweeting throughout my holiday at Thailand. And this is what I have twitted regarding the Thai Girl show:
I witnessed how a girl can shoot projectiles with her vagina to burst a balloon 25ft away at the Thai girl show yesterday.
No kidding. If you’re sleeping with a Thai girl you better make sure you’ve paid good enough, because you will never know what she has under her sleeves. Oh I mean under her vagina.
One of the performances involve the girls pulling out shaving blades and needles out of their vaginas. The blades and needles are tied to a really long string, something around 20 feet or so, and they just kept pulling them out, pulling, pulling and pulling. Our jaws dropped.
And after they pulled out the blades they cut a wooden stick with the blade to show that it is real and genuinely sharp blades. 20 feet worth of shaving blades inside her vagina. Like, what the hell!
The Thai Girl show really surprised us in ways we never thought possible. But sad to say, we watched it at a not very popular club at Pattaya, and the girls looked like they are underaged. Maybe paedophiles will enjoy that. But really, if you come to think of it, if the girls are really underaged and they are doing these shows for a living, what are we patrons doing in contributing to their living, watching them smoking with their vaginas or writing with a pen with the vagina “Welcome to Thailand!”?
Edit: William reminded me, yeah they did open bottles with their vagina too. Like the glass or beer bottles with a metal cap. Yeah, those bottles.
Creating more demand for Thai Girl shows. I don’t know, maybe they really enjoyed the job. But if they are not, we’ve just paid to make another girl’s life miserable.
If you don’t intend on paying to watch the Thai Girls doing miracles with their vaginas, you can always still just walk around the street and bask in the eye candies instead. Like what we did at Bangkok. My male companions are literally drooling at the girls. Don’t worry, they just drooled and didn’t do anything else. Maybe they went back to the hotel to OGC but that’s not a story for this post. ;)
So what’s the most interesting nightlife scene have you seen in your life? :D
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William
January 17th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
I call that Kung Fu. It's amazing. I heard they can open bottles too. :S
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conancat
January 17th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
lulz, yeah they did! thanks for reminding me xD my friend said that it's like "zha ji" lulz, better than acrobatics
count a
January 17th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
in conclusion…vaginas are dangerous especially that girl's vaginas..xD
kelvin
January 17th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
lol they have strong vagina.
conancat
January 17th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
yeah lor… thats why i'm not a pussy lover :P
conancat
January 17th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
yeah lor, probably stronger than your mouth xD
cr3ap
January 17th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Wow, this is more like entertainment shows like magic shows or something crazier. Blades and needles? That's absurb.
Regards from cr3ap
http://cr3ap85.blogspot.com/
ed.inc
January 17th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
hi.. wow.. i saw that too!!! haha..
ericleeh
January 17th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
wonder if when you have sex with them then they can break your lil brother with it…then threatened u to surrender all your money….XD hahaa
bluey
January 18th, 2010 at 7:22 am
didnt come across the place in the pic when i was in bangkok last week. But pole dancing girls were everywhere. Not really interested to watch them though…gyrating like robot maids LOLz.
conancat
January 18th, 2010 at 12:40 am
yeah lor xD thats why never deal with thai girls… a lesson for u oso xD come back malaysia girls better, safer xD whahaha
conancat
January 18th, 2010 at 12:40 am
saw what too?? :D
conancat
January 18th, 2010 at 12:40 am
yeah xD thats true, it's really more like a magic show than anything else, lulz. thanks for dropping by!
manglish
January 18th, 2010 at 1:28 am
hmm i cant get update on your blog….how? and i think that it's destiny that i should click today and read about this fabulous post hahaa will be even more fabulous if u have posted the projectile hahaahha
[SK]
January 18th, 2010 at 4:09 am
yeah, i agree with you than Thailand is far more liberal than all of her neighbours, and that is why she is so famous amongst tourists!! beside that, the friendliness of Thai people is also another major contributions..
OMG!! is that real?? 25-ft projectile?? wow, powerful!! hahaha :D
conancat
January 18th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
aww manglish, you sure can't get update on my blog? do you mean that my RSS is not working or so? @.o i'll see what i can do with it! and yeah, they really shot projectiles with their vagina xD i don't know how they do it though, lulz.
Gratitude
January 18th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Moral of story on visiting prostitutes in Thailand………pay well, dun offend, or you'll get a Bobbit! lolz
+Ant+
conancat
January 18th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
lulz ant, good moral of the story indeed! xD
conancat
January 18th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
lulz true, the pole dancing girls are really all over the place xD gyrating like robot maids hahaha what an expression! some of them did pretty well though!
conancat
January 18th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
and yeah, i agree, thailand gets a lot of visitors for their exotic culture and well, all the sex :P and yeah, really! i saw her shoot the projectile and burst the balloon, like POP! xD we were all so surprised!
Dhar
January 19th, 2010 at 2:53 am
OMG!! How did those girls train themselves to do that!!!! SO talented man! Wow and you saw all that!! So lucky ;)
foongpc
January 19th, 2010 at 6:58 am
Hi Grey, is this your first time in Thailand watching the Thai girls? Must be really a great experience for you right? I still remember when I first visited Thailand many years ago and I have since fell in love with the country! Not the girls, the country. Haha!
Anyway, I was still very naive that time, read about my humorous account about Thai girls HERE : )
conancat
January 20th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
i've read your article, really funny lor the way you put it! xD haha but last time when i was young and naive back in secondary school, i really thought when they say thai girl show it really sounded like "tiger show" lulz xD tiger tiger~~ rawr!
conancat
January 20th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
talented plak xD hahaha well i think it's the result of cruelty though… somehow. :)
CHVoon
January 29th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
it is really good to have a trip to thailand.
it is my second home!
conancat
January 31st, 2010 at 6:06 am
really! you go thailand for what so often? :P ehehehe~~
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